By Troy Brownfield

7.07.03

If you listen to one CD by a hot chick this summer...it shouldn't be this one. And this comes from a long-time fan. I'd rather listen to the new Jewel disc, or at least watch the new Jewel video with the sound turned off. *sigh* Where's Chuck Marten when you need them?

What I'm Up To...

Seems like people are always asking me what I'm up to. Fair question. Since you asked...

What I'm Listening To: Despite some negative reviews, I went ahead and picked up the new Liz Phair disc based on the strength of the first three. As you may have guessed, I'm actually NOT listening to it now. What I have listened to lately is the boys of Samsell, who managed to secure a spot in the Finals in Indianapolis's HUGE Battle of the Bands. I know lots of people run down Battles as popularity contests, but as a I noted in a previous installment, Indy's BOB is different.

So now, the boys go on to face several other bands. I invite you to check out the Brit-inflected indie rock style of the band yourself via the link.

In terms of national acts, I'm digging the Velvet Revolver single, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (whose new disc has it out on the Jackson 5, Prince and Lionel Richie, among others), and Guided By Voices (who are touring again).

What I'm Reading: Just finished two books by two terrific craftspersons. Firstly, I read Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix. J.K. Rowling must be commended on her willingness to not just age, but mature her characters. Harry is fairly surly for most of the book, displaying a believable sensability for a powerful teen who is being kept in the dark. At points I was reminded of the journey of Anakin Skywalker, if it weren't for the fact that Anakin Skywalker gets terrible dialogue. The series continues to be a tremendous achievement as Rowling continues to establish herself as a newer Roald Dahl.

The other "new" one I read was the reissue of Stephen King's first "Dark Tower" novel, The Gunslinger. Newly revised with some added material and some editorial streamlining by the author himself, DT1 sets up the mammoth series. You'd have to be a complete lunkhead not to know that every novel of King's turns about the Tower. Over the years, he's drawn the net tighter, with Tower elements creeping into Eyes of the Dragon, Insomnia, Hearts in Atlantis and The Black House. Now, he's finally on the verge of completing the whole shooting match. Part Five, Wolves of the Calla, drops in November, to be followed in 2004 by Part Six, The Song of Susannah, and Part Seven, The Dark Tower. We should be past the point where King is derided by critics. The man is a powerful storyteller who has penned at least half a dozen outright horror classics. If you're someone who is turned off by word of mouth or his popularity, try it yourself. If you're already a fan, then you know.

What I'm Watching: Saw Finding Nemo and The Hulk recently. Enjoyed them both. Nemo is another triumph for Pixar, and it's already blasted past $240 million at the Box Office. The Hulk held its massive drop-off; no doubt the people who just wanted action went to T3. I'm sure I'll be seeing The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen soon, and scratching my head at the unnecessary additions of Dorian Gray and Tom Sawyer.

As for television, I've tried to watch some WWE lately, and while the product isn't as bad as in recent months, it's not very exciting. RVD vs. HHH of a week ago was a GREAT match with huge crowd involvement, but that's the rare rather than the norm these days. I recall a match between Steve Blackman and Ken Shamrock from a few years back that had people going apeshit; why can't they do that with huge stars? Also, Hogan's left again, which throws a major storyline on Smackdown for a loop. Yeesh. At least some of the younger guys are getting play, and Ultimo Dragon has returned.

I tried watching a little bit of the new "Real World", and it just hurts my head. The first few were fun because you actually got to see people pursuing THEIR aspirations. Now it's all packaged. They work in a casino or for a travel place or in a strip club (wait; that'll be next year) and the whole element that made the first couple interesting is sucked out. You could argue that "Real World" actually spawned the whole reality thing, which has only produced two bona fide gems: "Survivor" and "The Amazing Race". Compared to the landslide of crap that is that genre, we should be lucky that we've gotten that much.

And for the record, I know I didn't include American Idol in the gems. Why? Because I hate the style of singing and music that's promoted therein. Same for Making the Band. You want to know a GREAT reality music show? VH-1s Bands of the Run. It had bands playing orignal music, arguing, drinking, screwing, and actually fighting. As someone who has had more than a little interaction with music scenes, I found it fascinating. Strangely, America would rather see a fat guy and a skinny guy sing the same song in front of a skinny guy, a fat guy, and a chick who vacilates between fat and skinny and sang with cartoon rapping cats. I can't be the only one who thinks that's wrong.

What I'm Doing: I'm working on a new piece for Newtype USA. I'm working on a new piece for Nuvo. I'm managing Samsell. I'm working on the site. I'm cleaning the house. I'm considering options. You know, the usual.

What's Next?: I'm going to try an interesting writing project on the site soon. It'll be a literal marathon of reviews. If it doesn't kill me, you can see how it works out. Talk to you soon...



Troy Brownfield is the Editor-in-Chief of Shotgun Reviews. Email Troy at psikotyk@aol.com



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