The Shotgun Reviews WWE Wrestler Guide
Last updated 08.29.02

Information courtesy of Gerweck's Wrestling News, Wrestleline, and the WWF.

The Rock

Height: 6’ 4"
Weight: 272 lbs.
DOB: 05.02.72
From: Miami, FL
Official Web Site: www.therock.com
Real Name: Dwayne Johnson
Nicknames: The People's Champion, The Great One, The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment
Finishing/Signature Moves: Rock Bottom, People's Elbow
Gimmick: Big-mouthed guy with a bad attitude that loves to "lay the smack down" on his opponents
Greatest Feats: Making the People's Elbow look lethal; raising the People's Eyebrow without having an aneurysm; inventing more catchphrases than any other wrestler ever; being the first pro wrestler in over 10 years to host Saturday Night Live; leaving all the time to make movies.

The Undertaker

Height: 6’ 9"
Weight: 328 lbs.
DOB: 03.12.62
From: Nashville, TN
Official Web Site: www.undertaker.com
Real Name: Mark Callaway
Nicknames: The Phenom, American Badass
Finishing/Signature Moves: Last Ride, Chokeslam
Gimmick: God of Evil turned Easy Rider
Greatest Feats: Returning from the dead; believing his own hype; not believing that tobacco is whacko.

Triple H

Height: 6’ 5"
Weight: 279 lbs.
DOB: 7.28.70
From: Greenwich, CT
Official Web Site: www.wwfhhh.com
Real Name: Paul LeVesque
Nickname: The Game
Finishing/Signature Move: Pedigree
Gimmick: Leader of the group D-Generation X and the boss' son-in-law
Greatest Feats: Banging Chyna; banging Stephanie; losing the WWF Title to Vince McMahon (God, how bad do you have to suck to do that?).

Brock Lesnar

Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 295 lbs.
DOB: July 12, 1977
From: Webster, SD
Nickname: The Next Big Thing
Finishing/Signature Move: The F5
Gimmick: Unstoppable Monster
Greatest Feats: Two Big Ten wrestling championships, and one NCAA championship; being the youngest Undisputed Champion ever after beating The Rock at Summerslam '02.

Paul Heyman

From: Philadelphia, PA
Real Name: Paul Heyman, Jr.
Nicknames: Paul E.
Gimmick: Agent for Brock Lesnar
Greatest Feats: Surviving what was going to be a trip to bankruptcy court and losing their national TV network to the WWF over the two past years and staying on the track to success; being in the right place at the right time when Jerry Lawler quit the WWF in a huff; being the mouthpiece for the Invasion; giving the best anti-Vince promo of all time.

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley

Weight: 135 lbs.
DOB: 09.20.76
From: Greenwich, CT
Official Web Site: www.wwfsteph.com
Real Name: Stephanie Marie McMahon
Nicknames: Slut, Walking $2 Slut (to The Rock), Dirty Skanky Disgusting Brutal Bottom-Feeding Trash Bag Ho (to Chris Jericho)
Finishing/Signature Moves: The pouty look, the McMahon glare, the McMahon swagger
Gimmick: Triple H’s ex-wife and the boss’ daughter; ruler of Smackdown!
Greatest Feats: Moving from dopey broad to classy lady to hot chick in the span of a several months; holding the WWF Women’s Championship in "Hulk Hogan" status (not defending it every 30 days as is the rule); still be able to walk with her huge new breasts.

Vince McMahon

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 220 lbs.
DOB: 08.24.45
From: Greenwich, CT
Real Name: Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Jr.
Nicknames: Mr. McMahon, Vinnie Mac, The Genetic Jackhammer
Finishing/Signature Moves: The Ultimate Screwing, the McMahon swagger, the McMahon scowl
Gimmick: Owner of the WWF (good or evil, depending on who you talk to and how low the ratings are this week)
Greatest Feats: Making the WWF the corporate brand-name success that it is today; founding the XFL, a football league based on competition and hard-nosed play; buying WCW, his last major competition in pro wrestling.

Eric Bischoff

Height: Short
Weight: 180 lbs.
Hair: Dyed
From: Detroit, MI; now Arizona
Nicknames: Easy-E; Bisch; Jack The Business Killer
Finishing/Signature Moves: The Firing; The Cancelling; The Buy-Out
Gimmick: Once the head of WCW, now the General Manager of the Raw brand
Greatest Feats: Finally wresting the ratings crown from Vince by riding the N.W.O. and Goldberg to incredible heights; losing the ratings war and his WCW job (twice!) before coming aboard in an acting capacity for the utlimate winner

Trish Stratus

Height: 5’ 4"
Weight: 118 lbs.
From: Toronto, ON
Official Web Sites: www.trishstratus.com, www.wwfdivas.com
Finishing/Signature Moves: Bending over, prancing about, giving catty looks
Gimmick: Fitness superstar and managerial ingénue
Greatest Feat: Being so hot (considering she’s from Canada, eh?)

Shane McMahon

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 230 lbs.
DOB: 01.15.70
From: Greenwich, CT
Nicknames: The Boy Wonder, Shane-O-Mac, Simba the Giant Killa
Finishing/Signature Move: Spearing Shoulderblock
Gimmick: Son of a son of a wrestling promoter
Greatest Feat: Learning to do a bunch of cool suicide dives and high-risk aerial moves (even though he's really just a businessman).

Kane

Height: 7’ 0"
Weight: 326 lbs.
DOB: 04.26.67
From: Knoxville, TN
Real Name: Glen Jacobs
Nicknames: The Big Red Machine, The Big Red Retard
Finishing/Signature Moves: Chokeslam, Tombstone Piledriver
Gimmick: Tortured, scarred younger brother of the Undertaker who isn't quite all there
Greatest Feats: For some reason, becoming the master of the Inferno Match (even though he has never won one).

Chris Jericho

Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 225 lbs.
DOB: 11.09.70
From: Vancouver, BC
Official Web Sites: www.chrisjericho.com, www.wwfy2j.com
Real Name: Chris Irvine
Nicknames: Y2J, The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rollah
Finishing/Signature Moves: Walls of Jericho, Lionsault
Gimmick: Leader of the Jerichoholics and charismatic showman
Greatest Feats: Annoying and confusing the hell out of all his opponents; becoming the first Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world by unifying the WWF and WCW titles after beating The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin on the same night.

Booker T

Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 250 lbs.
DOB: 05.01.65
From: Houston, TX
Real Name: Booker Huffman
Finishing/Signature Moves: Book End, Harlem Hangover, Harlem Side Kick, Missile Drop Kick
Gimmick: Nice, yet tough guy from Harlem
Greatest Feats: Finally winning the Heavyweight Championship after paying 8 years worth of dues; becoming only the second African American WCW World Champion (after Ron Simmons); getting the "T" back in his name; turning the Spinarooni into the new People's Elbow

Golddust

Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 260 lbs.
DOB: 04.11.66
From: Austin, TX
Real Name: Dustin Runnels
Finishing/Signature Moves: Shattered Dreams
Gimmick: Movie-loving, gold-lame and make-up wearing freak; Booker T's sidekick
Greatest Feats: Returning to the WWE in glory after floundering in WCW; gettting over big time by joining with Booker T in a hilarious series of vignettes

Rob Van Dam

Height: 6'
Weight: 235 lbs.
DOB: 12.18.70
From: Battle Creek, MI
Real Name: Robert Szatkowsky
Finishing/Signature Moves: Split-Legged Moonsault; Five-Star Frog Splash; Rolling Thunder
Gimmick: He's just R-V-D
Greatest Feats: Holding the ECW TV title forever; getting over due to incredible moves and just being himself, despite a lack of fierce mic skills

Chris Benoit

Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 222 lbs.
DOB: 05.21.67
From: Edmonton, AB
Official Web Site: www.chrisbenoit.com
Nicknames: The Canadian Crippler, The Rabid Wolverine
Finishing/Signature Moves: Crippler Crossface, Diving Head Butt
Gimmick: Self-proclaimed greatest technical wrestler in the history of the WWF
Greatest Feats: Fighting Kevin Sullivan in a wild brawl that ended up in a public bathroom and a concession stand at the 1996 WCW Great American Bash; wrestling a phenomenal best-of-7 series against Booker T last summer; wrestling a wonderful 20-minute match against Bret Hart in Kansas City in honor of Owen Hart; coming back from dangerous neck surgery.

Kurt Angle

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 220 lbs.
DOB: 12.09.68
From: Pittsburgh, PA
Official Web Site: www.kurtanglewwf.com
Nicknames: The American Hero, Your Olympic Hero
Finishing/Signature Move: Olympic Slam
Gimmick: Celebrated real athlete, Olympic gold medal winner, King of the Ring, and all-around swell guy (it’s true)
Greatest Feats: Holding a long and glorious undefeated streak over several WWF superstars until The Rock pinned him in January; holding out on Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley for so long.

Eddie Guerrero

Height: 5’ 8"
Weight: 221 lbs.
From: El Paso, TX
Real Name: Eddy Guerrero
Nickname: Latino Heat
Finishing/Signature Moves: Frog Splash, Hurricarana
Gimmick: Mexican heartthrob
Greatest Feats: Coming back to wrestle in his best shape ever just six months after a nearly fatal car wreck where he flew out the sunroof and had massive internal injuries; teaching his car to dance.

Edge

Height: 6’ 4"
Weight: 240 lbs.
DOB: 10.30.73
From: Toronto, ON
Real Names: Adam Copeland
Finishing/Signature Moves: Downward Spiral, Spearing Shoulderblock
Gimmick: Defender of awesomeness and warrior against sucktitude
Greatest Feats: Wrestling the greatest WWF tag team matches ever against the Hardy Boys and the Dudley Boyz; kowtowing to fans with the benefit of flash photography; acting in a Highlander film (okay, maybe not that).

Tommy Dreamer

Height: 6’ 3"
Weight: 245 lbs.
DOB: 2.14.71
From: Yonkers, NY
Real Names: Tom Laughlin
Finishing/Signature Moves: Spicolli Driver/Death Valley Driver
Gimmick: Hardcore legend
Greatest Feats: Getting over a crappy "gross guy" gimmick to restore his previous reputation in a series of fantastic hardcore matches with the likes of Stevie Richards and RVD

Christian
Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 225 lbs.
DOB: 11.30.73
From: Toronto, ON
Real Names: Jason Reso
Finishing/Signature Moves: Impaler; The Unprettier
Gimmick: Major mouthpiece of The Unamericans
Greatest Feats: Wrestling the greatest WWF tag team matches ever against the Hardy Boys and the Dudley Boyz; throwing tantrums after losing; being really, really proud to be Canadian.

Rhyno

Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 285 lbs.
From: Detroit, MI
Real Name: Terry Gerin
Finishing/Signature Moves: Goring Shoulderblock
Gimmick: Animalistic pal of Team ECK
Greatest Feats: Being wrestling's fastest-rising rookie since Bill Goldberg.

The Hardy Boyz

Height: 6’ 1" (Matt), 6’ 1" (Jeff)
Weight: 225 lbs. (Matt), 212 lbs. (Jeff)
DOB: 09.23.74 (Matt), 08.30.77 (Jeff)
From: Cameron, NC
Real Names: Matt & Jeff Hardy
Finishing/Signature Moves: Twist of Fate (Matt); Swanton Bomb (Jeff)
Gimmick: Really, really, really agile young guys (think the Rockers times 20 or two really fast Rey Mysterios)
Greatest Feats: Getting Terri Runnels and then Lita in their corner (yowza!); not being asked to solve mysteries every week; not riding wheelchairs from town to town yet; splitting up and reuniting on a near constant basis.

Lita

Height: 5’ 7"
Weight: 135 lbs.
DOB: 04.14.75
From: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Official Web Sites: www.amydumas.com, www.wwfdivas.com
Real Name: Amy Dumas
Nicknames: Moonsault, Hurricarana
Finishing/Signature Moves:
Gimmick: Exuberant gal pal of the Hardy Boyz
Greatest Feats: Becoming one of the few WWF women that the fans don’t start a "puppies" chant for; getting that whacked-out tattoo that engulfs almost her whole shoulder.

Buh-Buh Ray Dudley

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 325 lbs
DOB: 07.14.71
From: Dudleyville
Official Web Site: www.wwfdudleyboyz.com
Real Names: Mark Lamonica
Nickname: That Damn Buh-Buh Dudley
Finishing/Signature Moves: Dudley Death Drop (3D), Flying Groin Headbutt
Gimmick: Half-brother rednecks that drop people through tables
Greatest Feats: Surviving mixed racial parentage to grow up normal (well, as normal as it gets in Dudleyville, that is); making it kinda cool to beat up on women (bitch wouldn’t listen); being the partner with the good end of the forced break-up.

D-Von Dudley

Height: 6’ 1"
Weight: 260
DOB: 08.01.72
From: Dudleyville
Official Web Site: www.wwfdudleyboyz.com
Real Names: Devon Hughes
Nicknames: The Reverend D-Von
Finishing/Signature Moves: Dudley Death Drop (3D), Flying Groin Headbutt
Gimmick: A Reverend. Testify!
Greatest Feats: Surviving mixed racial parentage to grow up normal (well, as normal as it gets in Dudleyville, that is); making it kinda cool to beat up on women (bitch wouldn’t listen); getting stuck with a crappy gimmick after the team was splintered by the roster split.

Little Spike Dudley

Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 155 lbs.
DOB: 08.13.70
From: Dudleyville
Real Name: Matthew Hyson
Nicknames: LSD, The Giant Killer
Finishing/Signature Move: Acid Drop
Gimmick: Outcast runt half-brother of The Dudley Boyz
Greatest Feats: Surviving opponents that have used him as a human javelin; seeing tracers while he wrestles.

Rikishi

Height: 6’ 1"
Weight: 401 lbs.
DOB: 10.11.66
From: San Francisco, CA
Official Web Site: www.wwftoocool.com
Real Name: Solofa Fatu
Finishing/Signature Moves: Stinkface, Banzai Drop, Sit-Down Piledriver
Gimmick: Dancing sumo wrestler
Greatest Feats: Not blocking out the sun with his huge ass; getting to see Terri’s puppies when she was Marlena and he was The Sultan.

Test

Height: 6’ 7"
Weight: 282 lbs.
From: Whitby, ON
Real Name: Andrew Martin
Finishing/Signature Moves: Pumphandle Slam, Flying Elbow Drop
Gimmick: The muscle for The Unamericans
Greatest Feat: Getting to stick his hands on Trish Stratus’ ass when he used to carry her into the ring; allegedly banging Stacy Kiebler.

Crash

Height: 5’ 9" (allegedly 7’ 0")
Weight: 225 lbs. (allegedly 450 lbs.)
DOB: 08.25.71
From: Dublin, Ireland
Real Name: Erin O’Grady
Nicknames: The Houdini of Hardcore, Elroy
Finishing/Signature Move: Running away
Gimmick: Alleged 450-pounder who bears a remarkable resemblance to Elroy Jetson
Greatest Feats: Living at home with his parents (still); instituting the 24/7 Rule where the Hardcore Championship is on the line all the time.

Hardcore Holly

Height: 6’ 1" (allegedly 7’ 0")
Weight: 231 lbs. (allegedly 450 lbs.)
DOB: 01.29.63
From: Talladega, AL
Real Name: Robert Howard
Nickname: The Big Shot
Finishing/Signature Move: Sit-Down Powerslam
Gimmick: Alleged 450-pounder who constantly fights with his cousin Crash
Greatest Feats: Not wrecking the WWF stock car in 1994; not getting killed when Big Show rolled a car on top of him.

Bradshaw

Height: 6’ 7"
Weight: 280 lbs.
DOB: 11.29.67
From: Sweetwater, TX
Official Web Site: www.wwfapa.com
Real Names: John Layfield
Finishing/Signature Moves: Clothesline From Hell
Gimmick: Barroom brawlers and rhinestone cowboy
Greatest Feats: Not having to pay for all that stuff he broke up in APA bar bralws; wearing that Village People get-up to the ring and still getting Texans to cheer.

Farooq

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 260 lbs.
DOB: 05.15.58
From: Perry, GA
Official Web Site: www.wwfapa.com
Real Names: Ron Simmons
Finishing/Signature Moves: Dominator
Gimmick: Tough guy
Greatest Feats: Winning the world championship with WCW; making the uttering of the word "Damn" into an artform.

Billy and Chuck

Height: 6' 5" (both)
Weight: 254 lbs. (Billy); 280 lbs. (Chuck)
DOB: November 1, 1963 (Billy)
From: Austin, TX (Billy); Providence, RI (Chuck)
Real Name: Monty Sopp (Billy);
Nicknames: Not unless we want calls from Out magazine
Finishing/Signature Moves: Fame-Asser, Ass-Kisser (Billy); Superkick (Chuck)
Gimmick: Apollo and Midnighter, only not cool and poorly written
Greatest Feat: Still having people cheer for them.

Justin Credible

Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 225 lbs.
DOB: 10.16.73
From: October 16, 1973
Official Web Site: www.thatsjustincredible.com
Real Name: P.J. Walker
Finishing/Signature Move: That's Incredible
Gimmick: X-Pac's sidekick
Greatest Feats: Getting that yellow diaper off his face as Aldo Montoya (The Portuguese Man-of-War) in the WWF; spitting on our own Ken Johnson at an ECW house show in Pennsylvania.

Albert

Height: 6’ 7"
Weight: 380 lbs.
From: Boston, MA
Real Name: Matt Bloom
Finishing/Signature Moves: Baldobomb, Bicycle Kick, Helicopter Spin
Gimmick: X-Pac and Justin Credible's hired bully
Greatest Feat: Not bleeding to death after piercing his face about a billion times.

Perry Saturn

Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 234 lbs.
DOB: 10.25.66
From: Boston, MA
Official Web Site: www.perrysaturn.com
Real Name: Perry Satullo
Finishing/Signature Moves: Death Valley Driver, Rings of Saturn
Gimmick: Cross-eyed, tattooed freak
Greatest Feats: Passing the eye test for his driver’s license; looking at people straight in the eye; getting Terri to hang out with him.

Tazz

Height: 5’ 10"
Weight: 248 lbs.
DOB: 10.11.67
From: The Red Hook Section of Brooklyn, NY
Official Web Site: www.tazmission.com
Real Name: Pete Senerca
Nickname: The Human Suplex Machine
Finishing/Signature Moves: Tazzmission (banned in judo, but legal in the WWF); Tazzplex
Gimmick: Mean, nasty, tough street thug turned suit-wearing announcer for Smackdown
Greatest Feat: Beating Shane Douglas for the ECW World Championship, losing it 5 months later in a 3-Way Dance in which he was eliminated in 5 minutes, and winning it back again in Indianapolis while he was still with the WWF.

Raven

Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 237 lbs.
DOB: September 8, 1964
From: Short Hills, NJ
Real Name: Scott Levy
Finishing/Signature Move: Evenflow DDT
Gimmick: Anti-social grunge guy
Greatest Feat: Remembering that one famous Poe line; being forced to the weekend shows in a Raw match with Tommy Dreamer.

William Regal

Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 247 lbs.
DOB: May 10, 1968
From: Blackpool, England
Real Name: Darrin Matthews
Finishing/Signature Move: Regal Stretch
Gimmick: Goodwill ambassador to the U.S.
Greatest Feat: Not being resigned to walking around with a hard hat to that stupid theme music when he used to be "A Real Man's Man".

Al Snow

Height: 6’ 1"
Weight: 232 lbs.
DOB: 07.18.63
From: Lima, OH
Real Name: Allen Sarven
Nickname: The Clown Prince of Hardcore Wrestling
Finishing/Signature Move: Snow Plow
Gimmick: Crazy guy that talks to a mannequin head
Greatest Feats: Lasting through more stupid gimmicks than any other WWF wrestler; having his action figure stripped from Wal-Mart toy shelves by overprotective parents; making Steve Blackman funny; talking to a deer head.

Val Venis

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 242 lbs.
DOB: 03.06.71
From: Las Vegas, NV
Real Name: Sean Morley
Finishing/Signature Move: Money Shot
Gimmick: Ex-porn star/political activist turned willing drone of Steven Richards
Greatest Feats: Saving his Big Valbowski from a big "choppy-choppy" at the hands of a bunch of Japanese maniacs with a samurai sword; proving he stuffs his pants by using a sock with The Rock's face on it; taking two major splashes from the 400-pounds-plus Rikishi.

The Godfather

Height: 6’ 6"
Weight: 320 lbs.
DOB: 05.16.61
From: Las Vegas, NV
Official Web Site: www.righttocensor.com
Real Name: Charles Wright
Finishing/Signature Moves: Pimp Drop, Ho Train
Gimmick: Fun-loving pimp, oops, businessman who runs an escort service
Greatest Feat: Appearing on television each week without getting arrested for his former profession.

Ivory

Height: 5' 6"
Official Web Site: www.wwfdivas.com
Real Name: Lisa Moretti
Gimmick: A really hoarse woman who thinks wrestling fans are a bunch of perverts
Greatest Feats: Being known for someone other than Tina Ferrari in GLOW; making the scarf a fashion accessory again; losing the Women's title to the Fabulous Moolah, who is twice her age; earning more respect as a trainer on Tough Enough 2.

Steven Richards

Height: 6’ 2"
Weight: 227 lbs.
DOB: 10.09.72
From: Philadelphia, PA
Official Web Sites: www.stevierichards.com
Real Name: Steve Richards
Finishing/Signature Moves: Superkick
Gimmick: Whiner
Greatest Feat: Still employed after having several gimmicks ripped out from under him.

Yoshihiro Tajiri

Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 180 lbs.
From: Japan
Nickname: The Japanese Buzzsaw
Finishing/Signature Moves: Tarantula, Brainbuster, Dragon Suplex
Gimmick: Aerial and athletic Japanese martial artist
Greatest Feats: Getting ignored once by the WWF for their defunct Light Heavyweight Division (they wanted Scott Putski instead); finding friends in ECW as weird as he is in Mikey Whipwreck and the Sinister Minister.

The Big Show

Height: 7' 1"
Weight: 500 lbs.
From: Tampa, FL
Nickname: The Big Slow
Finishing/Signature Moves: Chokeslam
Gimmick: Really, really big guy
Greatest Feats: Having all of his heat stolen by officials who just won't let this natural comedian be funny

Jim Ross

Nickname: Good Ol' J.R.
Finishing/Signature Moves: Reminding viewers of everyone's collegiate football background and Albert’s head size, saying as many Okie lines as possible
Gimmick: WWF's main play-by-play man
Greatest Feats: Coping with two separate attacks of Bell's Palsy, which paralyzes half the victim's face; not getting his nose stuck in Vince McMahon’s or Steve Austin’s asses.

Kevin Nash

Height: 6' 10"
Weight: 341 lbs.
DOB: 07.09.59
From: Detroit, MI
Official Web Site: www.kevinbigsexynash.com
Nickname: Big Sexy
Finishing/Signature Move: Jackknife Powerbomb
Gimmick: Really big heel
Greatest Feats: Being forever known as "The Great and Powerful Oz"; having the audacity to charge $10 for an autograph; keeping his hair out of his face.

Mike Awesome

Height: 6' 8"
Weight: 300 lbs.
DOB: 01.29.65
From: Tampa, FL
Real Name: Mike Alfonso
Nicknames: The Career Killer, The Fat Chick Thriller, That '70s Guy
Finishing/Signature Moves: Awesome Bomb, Awesome Frog Splash
Gimmick: When last seen, helping with the Invasion
Greatest Feats: Shoving our own Ken Johnson out of the way as he was headed out the door (literally) from ECW; flying through the air like a cruiserweight for as big as he is.

Lance Storm

Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 228 lbs.
DOB: 04.03.69
From: Calgary, AB
Official Web Site: www.stormwrestling.com
Real Name: Lance Evers
Finishing/Signature Move: Canadian Maple Leaf
Gimmick: Overly-patriotic Canadian member of The Unamericans
Greatest Feats: Simultaneously holding three of WCW's four singles championships

Billy Kidman

Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 195 lbs.
DOB: 05.11.74
From: Allentown, PA
Real Name: Peter Gruner
Finishing/Signature Moves: Shooting Star Press, Short Powerbomb
Gimmick: Young, high-flying chick magnet
Greatest Feats: Making the wifebeater look cool again; resisting the urge to leave WCW when Eric Bischoff gave him the option; getting lots more chicks to scream at him than Buff Bagwell ever did; banging Torrie Wilson.

Torrie Wilson

Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 135 lbs.
DOB: 07.24.75
From: Boise, ID
Official Web Site: www.wwedivas.com
Finishing/Signature Moves: Batting her eyelashes, leaning over
Gimmick: Fitness champion; just being really, really hot
Greatest Feat: Overcame an eating disorder to become a fitness champion and dream girl to millions of wrestling fans.

Rey Mysterio

Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 165 lbs.
DOB: 12.12.74
From: San Diego, CA
Official Web Site:
Real Name: Oscar Gutierrez
Nickname: Rey Rey
Finishing/Signature Moves: Springboard Hurricarana, Nutcracker Suite
Gimmick: The last masked wrestler in the WWE!
Greatest Feats: Beat Kevin Nash to become (at Nash's own admission) the second best wrestler in the world; surviving the infamous "thrown like a lawn dart" incident.

Stacy Kiebler

Height: 5' 4"
DOB: 10.14.79
From: Baltimore, MD
Official Web Site: www.wwedivas.com
Real Name: Stacy Kiebler
Finishing/Signature Moves: Dancing suggestively, shaking her remarkable ass
Gimmick: Does she need one?!
Greatest Feat: It's not the feet; it's the legs

Hugh Morrus

Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 310 lbs.
From: Titusville, FL
Real Name: Bill DeMott
Finishing/Signature Move: Moonsault
Gimmick: None at present
Greatest Feat: Getting selected to be a trainer for Tough Enough 3

Chavo Guerrero

Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 210 lbs.
From: El Paso, TX
Finishing/Signature Move: Tornado DDT
Gimmick: Angry cruiserweight
Greatest Feats: Recovering from the loss of Pepe, a toy stick horse that Chavo used to "ride" to the ring; being a trainer for Tough Enough 2

Gene Okerlund

From: Minneapolis, MN
Nickname: Mean Gene
Finishing/Signature Move: "Oh my goodness!"
Gimmick: Host of "WWE Confidential"
Greatest Feat: Opening a chain of burger joints using his famous nickname.

Howard Finkel

Nickname: The Fink
Finishing/Signature Move: The loud, booming voice
Gimmick: Woman-hating WWF ring announcer who has seen it all
Greatest Feats: Getting a full head of hair at Wrestlemania X; getting to wear a toga at Wrestlemania IX; becoming the second WWF Jerichoholic (behind me, of course).

Lilian Garcia

Official Web Site: www.liliangarcia.com
Finishing/Signature Moves: Badly mispronouncing names, doing her announcements as if someone is pulling out her toenails
Gimmick: Horse-faced ring announcerette; main announcer for Raw
Greatest Feats: Singing at Wrestlemania 2000 and proving that she has some actual worth to the company.

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