Reality Bites: A Midpoint View of This Season's Reality TV
Review by :
Russ Ray

Reality TV has taken over the networks in the last month or so, but which ones are good and which deserve to get voted off the island? Check it out...

The Mole

Rating: bananabananabananabanana

If there's any reality show that has the most promise for interest and longevity, it's The Mole. Think of it as a cross between Road Rules and Clue, and you've got The Mole. The basic premise is that at the beginning of every episode, the players are dropped off in the middle of nowhere and given physical and intellectual assignments in order to build up money for the group's total cash prize pot. However, one of the players is playing against the group by sabotaging their plans. The players have to figure out who The Mole is before they're "executed" and have to leave the game. At the end of every show, the players take a quiz that asks specific questions about The Mole. The player at the end of the show with the lowest test score is executed and must leave the game.

The Mole requires the viewer to be an active participant in the show by trying to guess along with the players. Add in some nifty and exciting challenges, and ABC has got a bona-fide winner on their hands.

Temptation Island

Rating: bananabananabanana

This one started off slowly, as it was neither sexy nor daring as the name might imply. However, recent developments have made things on the island interesting, and it definitely is a good time to start watching this one. The train wreck is about to happen. The basic premise of the show is that four unmarried couples went to an island in the Caribbean to test their love for one another. For two weeks, the men lived on a resort with single women, and the women lived on a resort with single men. After every date, the men and women will each vote one of the singles off the island. After each date, each mate gets a chance to see video footage of the other's date. One of the couples was kicked off the island by the producers because they have a child in a ludicrous attempt to keep the show (if only slightly) morally responsible.

Mechanically, what might turn off most viewers to this show are the overdone rules. Certain singles are blocked from dating... people get voted off the island... people get videos from each other, but only if the other person watches theirs first... it's like the IRS wrote the rules. To be honest, these people are all idiots for going on this show and can't really feel that their relationships are solid enough to be monogamous for the rest of their lives. However, our need to be voyeurs means that the entire country will get to see all these people breaking up on TV.

Survivor 2: The Australian Outback

Rating: bananabanana

What was an original concept over the summer has quickly turned into a retread. The show where contestants are split into tribes and left in the wild to fend for themselves picked up right where last year's show did. First, the competitors had to compete for fire and keep it from getting doused in the water just like last time. Then last week, they had the trial where the tribes had to face off against each other and eat worms and bugs without getting sick. There were obviously going to be some similarities due to the way the game is structured, but this is ridiculous. It's like they're deliberately copycatting last season. Plus, these people are stupid for voting off a guy that serves in the military in the SECOND WEEK. I hope they all die in the desert.

Fear

Rating: 0

This is basically a Blair Witch rip-off where players are sent inside abandoned hospitals, prisons, and asylums in search of hauntings. Most tests require players to either stay in one place for a designated amount of time with the lights off or to cover an entire room investigating these hauntings. What I'm haunted by is the fact that I wasted a half hour watching this stupid show. It's not scary. It's not interesting. In fact, it's annoying, because you sit there expecting something to happen, and then it doesn't, but in true Blair Witch fashion, the players run back to home base shrieking and cursing. Ugh.

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