Homegrown Democrat
by Garrison Keillor

Review by: Trey Stone

Rating: bananabananabananabanana

Bush sucks. Straight up. Gotta get that out in the open right now. Yes, I'm in the service now, and I used to be a hardcore conservative. In fact, some of my conservative leanings still remain. Example, I'm a big booster of the armed forces, and believe we should make sure they are the best equipped, manned, trained and supported they can be. Second to none.

Which is one of the many, MANY reasons that I think George Bush should go. You have a duty dodging dilletante, who is advised by, for the most part, a bunch of cretins with minimal service experience themselves. They have visions of the US planting the Stars and Stripes in the ass of the world, now that no other superpower is currently in position to check us. This is world policy as created by frat boys who have oh deed on too many sessions of Risk. So what do they do in doing this? They trump up excuses to take us to war. They use inadequate numbers of personell, they don't supply needed equipment or services for support. They have us dangerously overextended. They have pissed away worldwide goodwill. They have betrayed the civilized principles this nation was founded upon. And they are using this venture to enrich corporate cronies.

Bush is also a corporate ass kisser of dangerous proportions, bringing us closer and closer to either another major progressive swing (Teddy Roosevelt, where are you?), or our descent into second rate status. He is the symbol of everything that is dark and negative of conservatism, seeing the world and fellow citizens as something to exploit, to subjegate, instead of seeking to lead to a better world.

Conservatism is NOT evil. The rugged individualism, the free enterprise (community, not corporate based), the desire to protect, those things are all noble, nay, necessary values. And, when used in tandem with the positive value of liberalism, results in a society that works.

Most of the time, society is in a pendulum, and right now, we are, hopefully, nearing the terminus of a sharp rightward swing that started with Ronald Reagan.

I am a liberal. But I didn't' get there overnight. It was a long inward and outward journey, shaped by many things. And for those of us who actually think about these things, rather than merely react, that journey was a long one that is still ongoing. Garrison Keillor also has a long journey that brought him to where he is now in his politics. He is an unabashed liberal Democrat, and has no problem saying so, and leveling his criticism against worthy targets. Oh, and he DOES.

Interesting thing is, our journeys coincided. One of my first jobs in radio was at the local public radio station in Texarkana, TX, KTXK, Twin Cities Public Radio. I was the evening announcer there, and was annoyed having to monitor Keillor's Prairie Home Companion while trying to watch Babylon 5 Monday evenings. Making sure a radio program runs right is complicated while trying to watch the intergalactic machinations spun by JM Straczinsky. Used to think it was the WORST radio show ever, it's hokey soft shoe old fashioned approached to audio sketches and music. And I was cheering for the Republicans when they thundered into Congress in 1996, even though my boss at the station, Steve Mitchelle, thought I was insane. I hadn't grasped, yet, that Public Radio and Television, and government support for the arts were going to be some of the biggest targets for the Republicans. Later, I grew to love Prairie Home Companion and Mr Keillor's abilities as an artist. And became more aware of conservative contempt for artists. And that's when the rift began.

Garrison Keillor loves his home of Minnesota. And is appalled by American politics of the last twenty years. He believes this next election is crucial to our future as a nation. As do I. But, he wants to let you know that this view is VERY deliberate, and it's roots run deep. This is not at all capricious on his part.

Read Keillor's "Homegrown Democrat". Get the dope from the Man from Minnesota, and why he feels this way. Quick and inspiring read, and one man's personal political manifesto.

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