Chyna: If They Only Knew
Review by :
Troy Brownfield


Written by : Joanie Laurer (Chyna) and Michael Angeli


Rating: bananabananabananahalf-banana

Perhaps no WWF superstar that has come as close to receiving as much attention as The Rock in the past six months as Chyna. She’s become a frequent talk-show guest, an awards-show presenter, and a TV guest-star. Little kids and female fans particularly seem to love her, and the line for her autograph at the Wizard World con last August was capped an hour-and-a-half before she even got there. And that’s all without mentioning that little 12-page pictorial she did for Playboy last fall.

The capper for all of that is Chyna’s new autobiography. Released in January, it’s a collaborative effort between the Ninth Wonder of the World and journalist (Details, Rolling Stone) Michael Angeli. Although it’s somewhat brief, the duo have crafted Chyna’s rather dysfunctional life into an involving tale. It’s a testament to the will power of one woman who rose from horrible circumstances to a unique station of fame.

Part of what I enjoyed about the book are some of the colorful descriptions. I sense that this might be the hand of seasoned writer Angeli at work in certain places, but there are plenty of times when you can tell that the humor or expressions are vintage Chyna (anyone who’s seen her on Leno can tell you that she’s quick-witted and engaging).

Whereas Mick Foley’s book was amazing for what he dealt with in the ring, Chyna’s is equally amazing for what she went through as a kid. Her dad was a con man, her mom had problems, and Joanie herself had to cope with some definite self-esteem issues. We also get detailed accounts of both her first meeting with long-time boyfriend Triple H and her historic Intercontinental Title Match with Jeff Jarrett. There are also some guest commentaries from Triple H, Foley, and Chris Jericho.

I found this book to be an interesting look at fame and its cost through the psychological perspective of one unique individual. I would like to "check in" with Chyna a few years down the road in her career to see what insights she might offer at a later time. The book also piqued my curiousity as to what Triple H might have to say in a book of his own.

On its own terms, If They Only Knew provides a solid addition to that new literary sub-genre, the wrestling biography. Frankly, I enjoyed it more than the rather basic The Rock Says.... Chyna’s perseverance is a truly admirable quality, and she’s earned her right to her popularity.

Troy Brownfield is the Editor-in-Chief of Shotgun Reviews. If you’re wondering why he reviewed this book and not regular wrestling writer Russ Ray, it’s because Troy’s wife (and huge Chyna fan, Becky) bought it first. Email him at psikotyk@aol.com.

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