This Isn't Some Movie
by Eric Barker

10.01.01

I’ve heard it all before, in the Army, in New York, in the theatre. People say “Hollywood” when they want to insult you. Really, Hollywood is just a place where they make a product. It’s a factory town, like Detroit or Birmingham or Schaffhausen. But because the cheap element of the town has been overly advertised, it becomes an insult to remind a man he’s from there.

-- Clint Eastwood, as a thinly disguised John Huston, in White Hunter, Black Heart (1990)

All of us must have thought about it on our own, at some level, before the pundits started reminding us in various ways. Part of the shock of it was the horrific, cinematic nature of the event, so orchestrated it would not be believable on the “big” screen. This was not some movie idea of terrorism, this was the real thing; these were not movie terrorists, these were real people murdering real people. One NPR personality repeated it so often while she was interviewing survivors, trying to get them to open up and describe their experience, I changed the station to a conservative rant fest just to get away from her.

This wasn’t some movie idea of a terrorist attack, of a towering icon of progress collapsing, of thousands dying, of a country in shock, of an incomprehensible human tragedy, etcetera, etcetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseum, it went on and on.

As a lifelong wordsmith, I’m very sensitive to language and its rhythms and meanings. Often, I’m probably too sensitive. People who devote a large portion of their lives to words tend to think they are more attuned to the power and nuance of language than others, when they’re actually just linguistic navel gazers, lint pickers most of the time. It becomes a conversational weapon; in case we don’t like someone, we can correct their grammar and usage to deflect their argument, as if speaking had anything to do with the dogma of grammar.

But I am a lifelong movie lover as well, and I frequently find myself caught on the fence between words and the moving image. It’s a constant variable, especially in talks with liberal-intellectuals and/or artists (two philosophical groupings in which I count myself a member, most days), people who are usually out to teach me something, to teach us all something, mostly about how screwed up everything is from a Marxist perspective. With any luck, they actually know it’s a Marxist perspective. It can make a movie-lover-with-a-brain feel very lonely, because it is usually the art form itself that is attacked.

“Movies are bullshit,” one intellectually militant friend says to me, with finality, and I feel lost for an argument because it seems to come from nowhere, there’s no reference point in our dialogue up to now that warrants the dismissal, but I’m also exasperated because, really, the statement itself is bullshit. The movies are only a century and a few days old, yet they already have an extraordinarily vast history of artistic rigor and contention. “It’s a diluted art form,” says another friend, whom I also respect for his sharp analytical mind, when he becomes frustrated with me for defending a movie he’s attempting to pick apart. He says it because he hopes it will insult me, shut me down, and cease the threat I pose to his deeply held prejudice against imagery and emotion, a prejudice he doesn‘t realize he owns. It does shut me down, too, but not because I have no argument. It shuts me down because I’m tired of having to make the argument.

Oh, they’re not talking about the people who work there and that try to do something worthwhile. They’re talking about the whores when they mention Hollywood. Whores have to sell the one thing that shouldn’t be for sale in the world, and that’s love.

-- Eastwood, ibid

This isn’t some movie, the commentators kept saying, like a lament for all the wrong-headedness of our past nightmares.

Not, “This isn’t some book,” or “This isn’t some dance,” or “This isn’t some painting,” or even “This isn’t some TV show,” although it was a TV show for a while, in the very limited sense of the terrorists attempting to use the image hungry media to their advantage, as terrorists always do. No, movies became the rhetorical target, perhaps because they generally have a bigger budget to work with, and so, sometimes, in some movies, explosions seem to be the art form’s métier. What was really meant, though, was “This isn’t a mindless entertainment, this is the real thing,” as if viewers didn’t know that after the first glance, as if viewers older than nine don‘t realize a movie is just a movie, and worst of all, as if all movies were mindless entertainment.

And it was also tremendous guilt: guilt for having enjoyed trashy movies all our lives, as if we still had to sneak away to see a nickelodeon or a silent flicker show, knowing our pastors and our mothers would smugly disapprove, and now here were some very nasty, hateful people turning it all against us, even our entertainment tropes, which, by the way, we export to any corner of the globe that‘ll have us, and that turns out to be nearly everywhere but the Taliban’s Afghanistan.

The great science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, speaking about the disparity between the best stories in his field and the enormous wasteland of the rest, once said that ninety-percent of Everything is crap. Amen, brother. The movies are a human construct, with all the flaws and wonders that imagination and love and ignorance can contain. They have perpetrated some diluted ideas in their time, and plenty of utter bullshit, and they assuredly will again. All art forms do: bookstore shelves are sagging with crap in every section, local art galleries hang dumb paintings next to the good, a lot of poetry and music everywhere really sucks, composed by people blissfully unaware of theory or discipline or the work of their betters. Actors, it is true, can be boorish weirdoes with big mouths who say the wrong thing when they don’t have a script; studio heads can be cowardly as a stockholder when it comes to censorship, their eyes forever, nervously scanning the bottom line, all other considerations nonsense; directors can be insane petty tyrants driving stunt people to ever greater dangers, inevitably confusing bigger with better in spite of all evidence.

Yet, movie history -- not our current, irony- and marketing-choked cultural moment, but real history -- tells a lot of different stories. Anyone who has watched a movie from the forties knows that a patriotic consciousness suffused anything made after December 7, 1941, whether it was a war movie or not. Movie stars joined up by the truckload and flew dangerous missions over Europe, or piloted PT boats in the Pacific -- Clark Gable, James Stewart, Robert Montgomery, to name three. The entire Hollywood community collaborated to entertain troops both at home and in the field, some of them, like Leslie Howard (Ashley in Gone with the Wind, 1939) and Carole Lombard (Mrs. Clark Gable) getting killed in the process. The great director John Ford stood in the line of fire at Midway to get a decent shot of strafing Zeroes, so caught up in the moment he yelled direction at the attacking Japanese pilots, and two years later he landed a platoon of cameramen at Omaha Beach alongside the troops (the same beachhead that opens Saving Private Ryan, 1998), supervising some of the most dangerous documentary footage of the war. John Huston enlisted, and wound up making documentaries that stayed classified for decades, largely because they told uncomfortable truths about the price of war on European civilians. Alfred Hitchcock’s documentaries on the liberated concentration camps still can’t be seen because they’re too disturbing.

Throughout their century of existence, the movies have done their part, consistently telling a truth about war that either no one wanted to hear, or that made a brief impact before they were forgotten by a moviegoing culture that has a very short memory. Potemkin (1925), All Quiet on the Western Front (1930), Grand Illusion (1937), The Best Years of Our Lives (1946), Twelve O’Clock High (1949), Jeux interdits (Forbidden Games, 1951), The Red Badge of Courage (1951), From Here to Eternity (1953), The Bridge on the River Kwai and Paths of Glory (both 1957), Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The Battle of Algiers (1965), M*A*S*H (1970), The Deer Hunter (1978), Apocalypse Now (1979), The Big Red One (1980), Das Boot (The Boat, 1981), Platoon (1986), Glory (1989), Henry V (1989), Schindler’s List (1993); every decade produced movies of depth and courage and humanity worthy of any other art form.

And not just movies about war, either, but profoundly good, amazing movies of all stripes: about marriage and family (The Crowd, 1928; How Green Was My Valley, 1941; Pather Panchali, 1955), social injustice (The Grapes of Wrath, 1940; To Kill a Mockingbird, 1962), love (Bringing Up Baby, 1938; Romeo and Juliet, 1968), crime (Bonnie and Clyde, 1967; The Godfather, 1972) , politics (Weekend, 1967), death (Wild Strawberries, 1959; A Taste of Cherry, 1997), and redemption (Raging Bull, 1980). Tip of the iceberg. I haven’t even mentioned Citizen Kane (1941) yet, or Network (1976), two pretty good movies about, among other things, the abuse of media power. There are thousands more that achieve the criteria of both art and entertainment, thousands. A person could never see them all in one lifetime.

‘Course, there are other kinds of whores than the floozies you frequent, Ralph. There are whores who sell words and ideas and melodies. Now, I know what I’m talking about, because I’ve done a little whoring in my time. And what I sold when I was whoring, I’ll never get back. What I’m trying to say, Ralph, is -- it’s the whores who put Hollywood up as a big target.

-- Eastwood, ibid

What’s most maddening about this unearned snobbery toward motion pictures, though, is not the vacuous dismissals of people who don’t know all that much about the art form, or of those to whom an old movie is The Waterboy (1998), but the fellow artists who should know better, who cringe and rail if you listen to anything vaguely melodic or that, God forbid, has a structure, or if you express an appreciation for representational painting after 1850, and then, cringing and railing finished, have the not-so-innocent effrontery to say, “I like bad movies, you know? The kind that are so bad they’re good?”

Speaking of bullshit. Yeah, and I like books you don’t have to think about.

If the movies have given us a head full of crappy imagery in the last twenty years, and they have, it was because we wanted it that way. We can say what we want to about Oscar stupidity, which has indeed been on the rise since the mid-nineties, but we, the people, vote as a collective. We make our tastes known at the box-office. The movies are a capital-intensive art form and their creators must pay attention to what the audience wants if they mean to stay in business.

According to managers at Blockbuster Video stores across America, what the audience asked for last week was movies in which terrorists got their asses kicked, and kicked again, by God, into the stratosphere. Since there’s only a limited number of such movies, the biggest home video rentals of the week were the so-bad-it’s-almost-good Hannibal, Blow, which one critic described as Traffic Lite, and Memento, the only truly original movie in the top ten. It may be that a protracted conflict with world-wide terrorism will change the audience mood, but right now they clearly want that thing which commentators insistently reminded us the World Trade Center attack was not. At theatres they flocked to Keanu Reeves’ latest, Hardball, which set box-office records for this time of year, and the anachronistic The Musketeer, in which eighteenth century Europeans fight like mystical kung fu masters and circus acrobats. Not exactly a rush for the poetic enlightenments of Grand Illusion, but then nothing on the top rental chart was made before the year 2000, either.

Why be gloomy?
Cut thy nose off to spite thy face?
Listen to me A nose is hard to replace

-- Danny Kaye, singing the opening tune of The Court Jester (1956)

We still don’t know what this conflict will become in the great scheme of things, but it will determine the course of the movies, along with every other aspect of our lives. Among those movies yet to be made, ninety-percent will be crap, because that’s the way art works. You win some, but mostly you lose; you go to the circus, you pays yer money and you takes yer chances. But that doesn’t mean the movies will make up our minds for us, or that they ever have, and in any event, a terrorist attack is in no way a valid statement about modern culture, either in the U.S. or around the globe. It’s a terrorist attack, a particularly gruesome and horrifying reminder that some people want everyone else to die for what they believe in. And it didn’t happen because the movies have lied to us about everything turning out all right, though they often have, or because our movies have too many exploding buildings, since most of them don’t have any, or because we’re a soft people who sit in front of the TV too much, though we often do.

It happened for a complex of reasons that are primarily religious and political. It happened because of fundamental differences in the perception of reality, differences we have not yet begun to address in any aspect of our lives. For much of the Islamic world, mystical and spiritual awareness remains a vital force in day-to-day life, and the mythos of their religion is the foundation of their law and politics. In the Western world, logic has trampled myth and religion, built monumental, hard-edged skyscrapers celebrating commerce, and divided art and spirituality into opposing realms, both disciplines kept scrupulously away from the efficient operation of government. For us, myth is just another movie and vice-versa, a sordid collection of transparent ideologies and stereotypes that can be shrugged away like a bad dream. But Islam has a living, breathing mythos tied to verifiable historical events, and many Muslims take an especially dim view of its trivialization, however imaginative (ask Salman Rushdie).

Most Americans distrust the worship of anything, while we gleefully embrace the trivialization of everything. Baseborn or filthy rich, we most love to see the pompous and pretentious, as we define them, taken down a peg or two. We work hard for the money, now we want a couple of laughs at the end of the day. Fiercely independent in our hearts, no matter what drudgery we perform day-to-day, most of us claim belief in a supreme being, but in our stringently secular society it’s bad form to claim which supreme being for more than a sentence or two. Like everything else around here, God has been compartmentalized, just another duty that has been fit into an increasingly hectic schedule.

We have no collective mythos that we all share, unless you count the values and ideals and conflicting ideologies that are espoused nightly on TV, and in countless movies we’ve been embracing for the last century. Everyone, no matter how much they claim to despise movies, has a favorite they’ve tucked away, some little gem that speaks to their private myth of how things work. Sometimes, personal taste can be not only surprising, but baffling.

My favorite director, Alfred Hitchcock, a great visual poet of 20th century anxiety and fear, most liked to watch Smokey and the Bandit (1977) in his last years, when his wife was ailing and his own health had nearly gone. It made him laugh. My friend who says movies are bullshit watches Bob Clark’s A Christmas Story (1983) every year. He says it’s a “great movie,” words he does not juxtapose without some forethought.

When the New York Times asked Woody Allen to participate in their series on filmmakers and the movies they admire, he picked George Stevens’ Shane (1953), a Western, one of the most un-Woody-like movies imaginable. Shane is a masterpiece of Hollywood mythmaking that speaks to the deepest American beliefs in hard work, fair play, law and order, and the morality of protecting your own against evil forces. Woody chose the movie (several months ago, I must add) because he appreciates its skillful storytelling, its fine acting, and so on, but it is also apparent as he discusses Shane with the Times interviewer that he feels a strong emotional resonance with the tale, and who wouldn’t? Shane works by an accumulation of details about human behavior that won’t be found in any other movie, in the service of a story about simple people being terrorized by evil men who won’t leave them alone. One of its hallmarks as a great movie, for me, is that it provokes very different reactions when I share it with friends -- some like it just fine, while others have been outraged by a movie in which a small boy would be taught that violence, any violence, could ever be an answer to anything.

It’s debatable whether that is truly the lesson the boy learns at the end of Shane, but there is little doubt the movie itself (that is, George Stevens himself) believes there are just some people who will not leave you in peace, people who will keep hurting you and your family until you either pack up and move on, or you try to do something about them, whatever the cost. It’s a primeval conflict, the sort of thing that movies, as an audio-visual art form, do extremely well on a gut level, because so much of primeval conflicts are about body language, landscape, gesture, and tone of voice. Shane raises the ante on the presentation of these common subtleties. It’s a movie that can make us see differently, the way a good painting can jar our perspective for a few hours and make us perceive the world anew.

Personally, I would choose a very different movie, in light of our troubled moment, though it can have a similar effect of giving a one-eighty spin on the viewer’s perspective. It, too, is about fighting evil forces, and it also raises body language, gesture and tone of voice to a dizzying level of mastery. If inspired silliness was ever officially declared an art, then Danny Kaye’s The Court Jester would be hailed as a seminal masterpiece of comedy, made twenty years before Monty Python started making us go “Wha‘?” A relentless spoof of the Robin Hood legend, it’s nothing more or less than a showcase for Kaye’s unique verbal and physical genius, filled with knee-slapping songs, brilliant narrative twists, choreography to make curmudgeons giggle, ingenious tongue-twisters, balletic slapstick, and an indomitable free spirit that could only be classified as American, in spite of its Anglo-Saxon source. It’s irreverent, manic, tender, gloriously wacky, intensely human and wildly creative, a movie that’s so good it’s great.

That’s the kind of movie I like to watch.

Which brings us to the plot
Plot we’ve got, quite a lot
As it unfolds you’ll see
What starts like a scary tale, ends like a fairy tale
And life couldn’t possibly better be

-- Kaye, ibid

(Quick note -- two excellent studies on the conflict between the West and Islam, and what it might mean, are: The Battle for God by Karen Armstrong and Jihad Vs. McWorld: How Globalism and Tribalism are Reshaping the World by Benjamin R. Barber, both published by Ballantine Books).


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