Evacuation, Masturbation, and Other Problems:
The Authority: Earth Infero and other stories

A trade paperback review

By Troy Brownfield

Writers: Mark Millar (Earth Inferno), Joe Casey (zombies), Warren Ellis (Hawksmoor), Paul Jenkins (Engineer)
Pencils: Frank Quitely, Chris Weston, Cully Hammer, Georges Jeanty

More Info: www.dccomics.com, www.wildstorm.com

Rating: bananabananabananahalf banana

I've been a big booster of The Authority from Day One. I still am. Therefore, you should know going in that I won't be giving this a bad review. However, it's just not my favorite of the story arcs. This is probably the closest that I will come to writing an "average" Authority review (for a "negative" review, see what I have to say about the fill-in arc that comes in the next volume, "Transfer of Power").

The first story contained herein, "Earth Inferno", is a collection of four issues from the regular series, written by Mark Millar. The art chores are divided between Chris Weston and The Bane of Deadlines, Frank Quitely. The art is good throughout, even if the change in tone between the two pencillers is a bit jarring.

Still, the story is wickedly clever, involving one pissed-off planet Earth, one murderous former Doctor, and a couple of female dominated counter-Earths. Millar has a lot of great ideas, and they're coming at from everywhere in this story. The final showdown between the team and the true enemy is a Swiss-watch of plotting and sharp dialogue.

The first of the stand-alone stories was drawn from an Authority annual that tied into Wildstorm's "Devil's Night" crossover event. Essentially, its a zombie story by Joe Casey and Cully Hammer, and that's fine with me. What's unique is that the zombies attacking the carrier are actually Midnighter and Apollo's original Stormwatch teammates. This is a nice little bone thrown to zombie fans, and it exists on its own without demanding that you read the rest of the "Devil's Night" thing.

The other two shorts are drawn from Wildstorm's Summer Special, a one-shot that only contained one other non-Authority story. Authority creator Warren Ellis's piece about Jack Hawksmoor running for the fun of it is a nice look at his character, and the Engineer spotlight regarding the Engineer's sexual frustration is quite funny. That one is also boosted by great babe art by Georges Jeanty.

While this isn't a bad trade by any stretch, it's just not as powerful as the first two Authority collections. It's a must-have for fans. Still, if you're going to introduce someone to the book, give them "Relentless".

Troy Brownfield is the Editor-in-Chief of ShotgunReviews.com. Another point this trade makes? Heroin BAD. Email Troy at: psikotyk@aol.com

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